When Grandma picks me up from school, she always asks "How was your day?" Well yesterday I didn't even let her ask. As soon as I saw her, l looked her in the eye and shouted "DON'T ASK ME HOW MY DAY WAS TODAY!".
So what did she do? She said "Oh, did you have a bad day?" That's after I told her not to ask me! See, she just had to ask me, didn't she! Well it would be rude not to answer, so I told her "YES, I HAD A HORRIBLE DAY!"
"Why? Something go wrong?"
"THE KIDS WERE REAL MEAN TO ME!"
"Oh. Why? Did you do or say something you shouldn't?"
Grandmas have a way of getting stuff out of you even when you don't want to talk about it don't they!
"I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING! I WAS JUST ... singing..."
"Singing? What, the kids don't like your singing?"
I scrunched up my face and put on my mean kids voice to show her how they sounded: "MADISON ... STOP SHINGING!!" That's what they told me.
Grandma's so nice. She said "That's too bad. I like your singing. What were you singing?"
I had to think a bit. "Wait Grandma ... I can't remember the name of the song ... oh, it's the one that goes ""Rah Rah a ah ah, roma roma-ma, Ga-ga, ooh la la ... want your bad romance ..."
Grandma said "Oh my goodness ... you were singing Lady Gaga in class?"
"Yes. What's wrong with that?"
"Well nothing I guess. Not sure the teacher would approve though..."
"But I love Lady Gaga. I just couldn't stop singing it over and over! Sammy likes her too. So does Gabby ... "
Grandma sighed. "Well maybe when you sing it over and over it starts to irritate people to hear the same thing again and again. You did that 2 weeks ago and I couldn't get "Bad Romance" out of my head either. Drove me nuts! You need to stop when someone asks you to ... "
I thought about that but I like the song. It was stuck in my head. Grandma started the car and I started singing: "Rah Rah a ah ah, roma roma-ma, Ga-ga, ooh la la ... want your bad romance ... Rah Rah a ah ah, roma roma-ma, Ga-ga, ooh la la ... want your bad romance ... Rah Rah a ah ah, roma roma-ma, Ga-ga, ooh la la ... want your bad romance ... "
Grandma screamed: "MADISON STOP IT!!
"But you said you like my singing Grandma?"
"Yes, but you'll get that song stuck in my head again and I just got rid of it!"
I told Lady Gaga to stop singing in my head but she wouldn't listen to me. I tried so hard to keep her in my head but she jumped into my mouth again. It was like trying not to sneeze: you can't stop it ...
Thursday, January 28, 2010
DON'T ASK ME ABOUT MY DAY TODAY - LADY GAGA RULES!
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8:05 AM | by CRUISEROO
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